Questions to ask yourself:
1. Do you have more than one vehicle? One for you and one for the horses?
2. Do you spend your holidays going to shows, clinics, seminars and trail rides when everyone else goes on a cruise?
3. Do you discuss things at dinner that would make most doctors leave in disgust?
4. Do you consider formal wear to be clean jeans and freshly scraped boots?
5. Is your Interior Decorator Greenhawk Tack?
6. Is your mail made up primarily of horse catalogs, horse magazines and bills resulting from horses?
7.Can you say ""sheath"" without blushing?
8. Do you get up before dawn to go to horse shows and trail rides but have trouble getting up for work?'
9. Do you find non-horse people boring?
If you answered "Yes" to one of the above, there is still hope.
If you answered "Yes" to two, you are in serious trouble.
My advice to you with "yes" answers of three or more is to sit back and smile, turn to the smiling person next to you, and know your life will always be filled with good friends and good horses, and it will never be boring.


Heros
I had a near death experience that has changed me forever. Almost two years ago, I went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until my horse started racing out of control. I tried with all my might to hang on, but was thrown off. Just when things could not possibly get worse, my foot got caught in the stirrup. When this happened, I fell head first to the ground. My head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down. Just as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Walmart manager came and unplugged it. Thank goodness for heros.